Leggings

We are now going to discuss a trend.

Leggings

Really what is the whole allure of leggings. They are like the sirens song for the ages 12-30. They are worn as pants, tights, or both of the above. Now don't get me wrong, I love me some Flashdance, and in the 80's those leggings had many great moments. Also, I am a fan for the tween crowd as it lets them wear the short skirts they want without giving away all of the goods. But 25 year olds? Really? ESPECIALLY when they are worn as pants. Like with a shorter tshirt. Honestly ladies, you look like an ass. I am not talking about the bigger girls either, most of them seem to at least use a little restrain and wear them with something over them, but I am talking to you skinny girls who think that becauise you do not yet have saddlebags you can rock it. You look stupid. There I said it. It is still not cute, because no matter how think you are, your body is not perfect, which is fine, however they does not mean you need to show that off to everyone. Also just because the leggings are black and your butt is small, does not mean that they are ironclad and opaque. When you bend over, we can allllll see the crack in your tush. Let me tell you, not cute. Now I will tell you however what is one step worse then that. The cougar in leggings. She is a rare breed. Again most likely a toned body, however no matter how thin you are, time does a number on the outside of said toned thighs. Now ladies leggings do not cover skin sagging, no no it makes it more noticable. Unless you are running, at the gym, or in your houre, you should not be in them. I also noticed the same old ladies seem to wear them again with short shirts, some sexy frosted pink lipstick and their old lady hair halfway down their back with some fab high lights. Please for the love of all that is holy, STOP wearing them.