So as all single ladies (even those who say "Ohh I am happy being single." (liars)) Do you feel that this economic crisis is taking a toll on our dating life? Collectively men are generally not interested in dating in the winter anyways (this is by my very scientific studies). This is usually for two reason, number 1: It's football season, they are busy with "the guys" watching big sweaty men tackle each other for a little ball, 2. We wear too much clothes in the winter and they are confused by this and it leaves then unable to make choices because all of the goods are covered. Now the exceptions to these rules are gay men, and men who frequent "clubs" where us lovely ladies disregard the windchill and venture out wearing nothing but a handkerchief to cover their lovely lady lumps.
Now where was I going with this? Well now that all of their 401k's are down like 30% and there boss is threatening to downsize them they cannot focus all of their energy (again by all I mean the part that is not already focused on the Patriots or Giants) on persuing us. This is a terrible time for us ladies, we are not getting the attention we deserve. Shucks, it may lead me to start dating men who work at say CVS, or the car wash. They have no 401k to worry about. Sigh.
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