Friday, November 21, 2008

Leggings


We are now going to discuss a trend.


Leggings


Really what is the whole allure of leggings. They are like the sirens song for the ages 12-30. They are worn as pants, tights, or both of the above. Now don't get me wrong, I love me some Flashdance, and in the 80's those leggings had many great moments. Also, I am a fan for the tween crowd as it lets them wear the short skirts they want without giving away all of the goods. But 25 year olds? Really? ESPECIALLY when they are worn as pants. Like with a shorter tshirt. Honestly ladies, you look like an ass. I am not talking about the bigger girls either, most of them seem to at least use a little restrain and wear them with something over them, but I am talking to you skinny girls who think that becauise you do not yet have saddlebags you can rock it. You look stupid. There I said it. It is still not cute, because no matter how think you are, your body is not perfect, which is fine, however they does not mean you need to show that off to everyone. Also just because the leggings are black and your butt is small, does not mean that they are ironclad and opaque. When you bend over, we can allllll see the crack in your tush. Let me tell you, not cute. Now I will tell you however what is one step worse then that. The cougar in leggings. She is a rare breed. Again most likely a toned body, however no matter how thin you are, time does a number on the outside of said toned thighs. Now ladies leggings do not cover skin sagging, no no it makes it more noticable. Unless you are running, at the gym, or in your houre, you should not be in them. I also noticed the same old ladies seem to wear them again with short shirts, some sexy frosted pink lipstick and their old lady hair halfway down their back with some fab high lights. Please for the love of all that is holy, STOP wearing them.

Economic downturn and men

So as all single ladies (even those who say "Ohh I am happy being single." (liars)) Do you feel that this economic crisis is taking a toll on our dating life? Collectively men are generally not interested in dating in the winter anyways (this is by my very scientific studies). This is usually for two reason, number 1: It's football season, they are busy with "the guys" watching big sweaty men tackle each other for a little ball, 2. We wear too much clothes in the winter and they are confused by this and it leaves then unable to make choices because all of the goods are covered. Now the exceptions to these rules are gay men, and men who frequent "clubs" where us lovely ladies disregard the windchill and venture out wearing nothing but a handkerchief to cover their lovely lady lumps.
Now where was I going with this? Well now that all of their 401k's are down like 30% and there boss is threatening to downsize them they cannot focus all of their energy (again by all I mean the part that is not already focused on the Patriots or Giants) on persuing us. This is a terrible time for us ladies, we are not getting the attention we deserve. Shucks, it may lead me to start dating men who work at say CVS, or the car wash. They have no 401k to worry about. Sigh.

First real post

Ok so you guys are going to get hit hard today. I have alot of great post ideas, so some of them are going to get done rather quickly. Hang in there, take a nap in the middle, stay hydrated ok.


First things first. For those of you living in Connecticut this is CT resturant week! Holy moly amazing. What does this mean do you ask? Well a whole bunch of resturants here have these special meals for $20.08 cents. It's a great deal and something that we all should go out and do to help support this great economy ( and help me keep my day job). Here is the website:


Check it out!

Some of my favs:
Trumbull Kitchen, Feng, Max Downtown, Sauce and a few others.

Welcome

Hello people,
This is my first foray into said "blogging". This will be a little He's just not that into you, a little Perez Hilton, and a little Style List so bear with me. I am a psuedo intellectual college graduate living in Connecticut (possibly the greatest state ever, more on that later) who is here to share a little of my lifes lessons with you. Now two rules to get started, I may sometimes talk shit, don't take me seriously, second please comment on my stuff, what you like and what you do not like so I know how to continue. Whew, this is like a workout having to think about whats going to go on here!! A little background on me, I am a single working woman here, I have a great job (I will not give myself away on that one) and I find myself rather amusing (and hope you do too) Also I have a total disregard for spelling and grammer so get over it. If anyone wants to edit these posts just let me know. K thanks!